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9 Words Women Use:

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually en... Read More

Damn, I don't know what it is, the change in weather or what...  BUT I am one horny little vixen lately.  I cannot stop masturbating or having sex or even visiting this site.  I need some fine ass, big dick, sex machine to blow my freakin' mind!  Any takers? 

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There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.... Read More

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try That."  

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great, I be work soon.....hey you got nice house."
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i'd love to se my pics with cum on them! please cum on my pics for me!

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